Canadian Coat

The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.
Hey there bud your Canadian Coat is showing.

Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.
by RestlessPenisSyndrome May 22, 2017
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Canadian Chong

An asian that canadian asians use.
"That guy was speaking Canadian Chong"
by RibbyDs June 26, 2023
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Canadian Mitchel

instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.
ill have 1 Canadian Mitchel please
by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022
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canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.
Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin
by Its ya boi 13 June 12, 2017
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Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.
“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”
by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018
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Canadian boyfriend

Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?

Amanda: I’m so confused.

Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
by Primetime978 July 18, 2024
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Canadian Boyfriend

A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
by The eXception978 April 23, 2024
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