Suriya the asian

Suriya is asian. She likes bad music, sorry, "k-pop" which is absolute cheeks. She is always hoeing around and loves dick. nah jk but she moved from wisconsin but she shouldve gone to alabama because she wants to fuck her cousin in his asshole. honestly she is a very loving person and shes like my best friend and she will try you right as long as you show her respect but she tends to not like people for no reason sometimes (@ cathy) I agree about elizabeth though... and I oop... teaaaa SSS

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Brenna: Who even likes BTS
Violette: Oh you haven't heard Suriya rant about them
Brenna: No I never listen... "and I oop-"- dr williams@jane
Violette: well she actually gets wet over BTS, i think they are like a Korean band or something

Suriya the asian is OBSESSED with k-pop... :/

I miss suriya the asian <3

by jakepaul4ever October 1, 2019

asian jim

Jim Halpert. Just Jim Halpert. Regular Jim Halpert.

This is Asian Jim, otherwise known as Jim Halpert.

by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018

Asianator

a YouTuber who has a better upload schedule then his friends

Guy- Have you heard of Asianator?
Girl-Isn't he that Asian YouTuber who has a better upload schedule then all his friends?

by definitelyasianator November 14, 2019

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

the asian twitch

you do a little destruction of electronics then terrorise a bunch thats just what a asian does.

caused by amphetamines.

dont go over there their doind the asian twitch.

by Cody5050 January 11, 2021

Asian navigation

When your Asian friend is too good at navigating

Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)

by Tomthebomb December 8, 2019

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024