When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

Smoking the donut

When you stick a joint in the butthole of a slutty black girl and she puffs the joint by farting and then you proceed to inhale the secondhand smoke

Man.. me and sharkisha were smoking the donut last night and we both got baked

by Nigger bob square dick February 16, 2024

Burpu Camel Smoke, buRpu caMel smOke, burpU cameL smokE

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Burpu Camel Smoke, buRpu caMel smOke, burpU cameL smokE

by Reninu March 15, 2025

smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist

don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam

by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Whopper Smoke

Whenever someone or something smells like what it sounds like: A Whopper and Cigarette Smoke.

Guy 1: Ugghhh dawg you smell like fukin Whopper Smoke bro...
Guy 2: ???

by CousinQWERTY April 11, 2023