Band camped

boned in a game of cards. Left in the dust.
Inspired from the movie “American Pie”

Jonas: dude I just lost my savings gambling in Vegas.

Amanda: Dude you got band camped!

by Meatiestloaf June 13, 2020

Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 3, 2021

Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band

Alternate term for music group Boygenius

I saw Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band in concert yesterday!

by Marie-Ange February 22, 2025

Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

rubber band

a girl with a stretched out vagina

person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out

person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band

by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016

Band Bus

Many think of the band bus as a place that lacks chaperones. But for many, there is chaperones. The band bus has many opportunities for inside jokes and overhearing strange conversations.

“Let’s play the poop song!”
“No please don’t play the poop song”
“No murder on the band bus!”
“Please stop sacrificing the short kid.”
*concerning screaming*
“Is that the notre dame?”
“No idiot, it burned down”
(The last one happened in California)

by Lil pasketti May 25, 2020