Jacob Sartorius

A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.

Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.

by Julicakes1 July 31, 2016

jacob sartorius

a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.

wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.

by yeet qt August 6, 2016

smartererer

The smartest you can get!

I'm smartererer than you will ever be.

by Ashhllhhay May 10, 2009

Pussy shart

A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.

"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"

"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*

by CheeseyDickFart May 11, 2009

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

smarticiousness

N. The amount of smarts one has, brain power, smarts, being smart, I think you get it

I'm gonna get on a game show and show of my smarticiousness.

by Sean January 28, 2004

smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005