short tits

The most beautiful girl at an ambulance company.

Man shes a real short tits.

by Gary hardcocks October 25, 2019

Short Sprout

When someone's sprouting phase ended short causing them to be little or small.

Guy 1: Bro im going to eat you

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

Short-Term memory zone

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022

Short king

Short king is the definition of zac rudd, a below average in height male who goes around acting like he’s tall but he’s not.

Bro who’s that short king?
What short king? That’s zac rudd bro the only short king around.

by Short King syndrome May 18, 2022

national shorts day

national shorts day is on November 17

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day

by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022