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Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.
Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024
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Short

Sereeena
Someone: aye can you tell me what short is
Someone: sereena
by NotDoc March 5, 2022
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National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.
"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."
by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022
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Short Stack

Short-stack is a word tall people can use as a nickname for their short bestie. Short-Stacks are always loving and kind and can often take a joke. If this describes your short bestie then they are officially a short stack.
Tall Person: Hey Short Stack
Short Person: what does that mean

Tall person: it means your short but I still love you
by Cactus Kid October 8, 2020
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short

being short is getting patted on the head whenever someone passes you and getting remined that your short 30 times a day
"your short"
by CharmsBunny March 20, 2022
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shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short
stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄
by Sa’najah May 27, 2018
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National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
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