Microwaveable rat

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him

Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat

by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021

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dirty rat

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a person that is beaten and stinks

ashton swallow is a dirty rat

by ngjonff July 21, 2021

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Gutter Rat

Someone who gets insanely drunk and does things they won’t remember on a daily basis. Usually homeless, smelly, and dirty. Will sleep wherever even if it means outside or on anything they can find.

Dude you’ve been on such a bender later you’re acting like a gutter rat.

That guy is a gutter rat, he drinks constantly and has no recollection of what he does.

by Franky Fitz July 31, 2021

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A tootie rat is a child that takes bites out of everything and leaves it. When you have a Tootie Rat you will find things like a stick of butter with a bite missing or an apple in the fruit bowl missing a bite.

That little Tootie Rat got into the fridge again.

by Angie Says So August 7, 2021

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The Rug Rat

King of all men. Legends say that when you are in the presence of this glorious man you must resist to non-stop nut. When this gigachad goes to the gym the weights lift him. Has never dropped a single mark in high school (statistically a difference in skill) . Can speak lean language, don't try to steal his girl, he will make sure the next dude you get with takes a massive diarrhea shit on your dick (in game). Defeated the Ranga Sloth in March of 2020.

Average Teemo Player: OMG i hate THE RUG RAT! He keeps stat checking me!
The Rug Rat: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片，在香港这座城市的设置主演：钱德勒索罗斯傅博斯1 瑞秋莫妮卡和一些其他他妈的演员

by ShowerEnjoyer32 March 2, 2022

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