Male Plant

Male Plant (UK Slang): A cannabis plant that growers want to avoid because it pollinates female plants, resulting in lower yields and a crop full of seeds. Just like many other organisms on Earth, cannabis plants have sexes—male and female—and it’s not a form of plant sexism, just nature’s way. When buying seeds, always choose feminized seeds from reputable sources and avoid mixing plants from different growers, as a single male plant can ruin your entire crop. Otherwise, you risk wasting time, money, effort… and your liberty.

Frank: Lee bruv, you never guessed what happened the other day bruv. Chris, you know, Kidnapper Chris, right? He sold a male plant to Fred for next to nothing, but turns out, Fred mixed it with his own crop, and his whole yield was ruined! LOL. Bruv.

Lee: No way! Fred must have gone proper mental buv LOL!

Frank: He went straight over and gave Chriss a proper kicking and jumped all over his chest. LOL bruv.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025

pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.

Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

bi-polar plane

state of mind caused by taking anti-depressants on a regular basis.

you think shes a basket weaver now, you should see her if she's missed the bi-polar plane.

by Darin Kiive November 13, 2006

wokka wokka plant

akin to the apple tree in the garden of eden

Don't touch that wokka wokka plant. You aren't FF enough to resist its glory.

by Willy Goat April 28, 2007

Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

tits on a plane

When you get frustrated with whatever you are doing.

I just got killed on Call of Duty, "Tits on a plane!"

by growingdollar December 7, 2011

Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017