off the chain

1. (adj) crazy, uncontrollable, nuts, insane in the membrane

That lady is off the chain.

by Sexy Filmmaker May 20, 2009

Jerk off

A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.

P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"

by Rich homie Came October 14, 2013

logging off

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.

Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.

by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005

prick off

A spray that keeps pricks away from you

I had to use prick off on johnny. He is such an asshole

by FuCk ThE pRiCkS July 3, 2009

Off Seasoning

The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.

“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”

by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009

Blog Off

1.)The act of entering information in a blog format, on the world wide web, for the entertainment, enjoyment & irritation of others. Ie: "mental dumping" (Blogging Off)

Jim: "Hey Sally, what's going on?"

Sally: "Nothing Jim, just Blogging Off. What are you up to later?"

Jim: "Mmmm, I may Blog Off too."

by Gidget Bunny April 13, 2010

Brando Off

To bring not giving a shit to a whole new level, to completely stop caring about what is expected of oneself and let yourself go with abandon while flipping the bird to the world, much like the actor Marlon Brando did in his later years.
To be considered the greatest at something that you don't even take seriously while laughing at people who take you seriously and not give a fuck.

I love that scene in "Sid and Nancy" where Sid Viscous actually dances to disco music, he's THAT punk! He totally decided to Brando Off.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009