text me

Comes from the UK fad of sending SMS messages via a mobile (cell) phone.

Text me when you leave work and I'll meet you.

by Andrew Taylor May 15, 2004

d'year me

Short for "Do you hear me/Can you hear me?"

Mainly used in the North.

D'year me ya thick fooker?

D'year me? What about now? Now? Now? What about now???

by Wajid Kahn October 31, 2007

bascuse me

A really passive aggressive way of saying "excuse me".

At KFC a very large woman was in front of my sister in line. She orders a large bucket of chicken.

Guy at the counter: Is that for here or to go?

Woman: Bascuse me muthafucka?! You think I can eat a whole bucket of chicken by myself?!

Guy at the counter: Bitch I don't know your life!

- Overheard by Hannah

by jusmo November 18, 2011

pick me

jenni

“jenni is such a pick me”

“OMG MY TITTIES ARE OUT GUYS THATS SO EMBARRASSING”

“jenni, nobody cares, you’re such a pick me”

by $:&::&:& March 26, 2022

E-me

Abbrev. of E-mail me. the act of asking someone to send an E-mail to oneself.

E-me the form tomorrow.

by Okae Soesoomi December 11, 2008

smurf me

When you smurf someone you analy penetrate their butthole to the point that it becomes blue

"smurf me hard baby"said the girl in bed.

by peanisballs June 28, 2014

eat me

saying someone could eat you means that you highly like that person and you would be perfectly fine if they were cannibal and ate you

I would let Dylan O'brien eat me.

by shiney77 October 1, 2018