Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
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Get the Mark mug.Mark, the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s so caring and kind and as funny as heck he can be best friends with anyone he obsesses over something’s to a point where it’s so funny and annoying but littel dose he know that he may have a girl crushing on him so bad that he doesn’t relise
That’s Mark my best friend
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Get the Mark mug."No it's fine don't worry, what's up are you alright?" three seconds later, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
don't be like Mark.
don't be like Mark.
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Get the Ashton Mark Wallace mug.A loving funny guy who’s a little dumb. Even when you give him your all he will still leave you like it’s nothing. Don’t fall in love with mark you will never get unconditional love back. Definitely a guy who is oblivious. Best to keep him in the friend zone.
They we’re together for 3 year’s yet he still walked away like nothing happened. Mark is something else.
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