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law school smart

A term used to describe a student in law school who is both mentally and socially inept in the practical world, but still makes decent grades in law school.
Susie goes to law school. Susie doesn't know how to drive, she's afraid of anyone not white, and she's so fucking gullible I got her to blow me once by promising her my crim law outline. Yeah, Susie is really law school smart.
by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010
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God sibling in law

When your god sibling gets married their spouse then becomes your God sibling in law.
Usually when your sibling gets married their spouse becomes your brother/sister in law, in this case we want all to be welcomed to the family by including our god siblings spouse. Therefore you can refer to them as your God sibling,or God brother/sister in law.
Today, I went to the mall with my god sister in law.

Me and my god brother in law went to see a movie.

My god sibling in law took care of my pet while I was on vacation.
by IM_SYLVIE_NOW September 7, 2022
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Newton's Turd Law

Newton's Turd Law is a physical law described by Isaac Newton, a 16th-century British physicist and mathematician, dedicated to describing the kinetic behavior of a semi-rigid externally unconstrained fecal system of particles forming a semi-rigid body, otherwise known as a Turd. Specifically, this law focuses on the behavior of a Turd post-freefall collision.

This law is part of a set, known colloquially as Newton's Laws, collectively discovered by Newton when observing that his Turds accelerated downwards and not sideways or diagonal.

This law states that 'for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction'.

Newton's Turd Law is the explanation for water splashback when taking a shit, why larger shits have appropriately larger splashbacks, and why gigantic shits could break the toilet.
We are looking forward to hosting the prestigious international physics-chemistry conference in which participants will have the opportunity to present experimental data and physical samples involving Newton's Turd Law.

If you poop in my bedroom, I will be forced by the physical law of nature known as Newton's Turd Law to defecate in your bedroom, equally by total quantity in volume, assuming a similar density of substance.
by SecGen-TopBoff-SIHCEL November 13, 2021
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Law & Order Syndrome

The term "Law & Order Syndrome" refers to an actor or actress who appears in a long-running series as a guest star but later appears in the series as a permanent character. The term is derived from the famous television series "Law & Order", where a numerous number of actors/actresses who are currently playing the main detectives/lawyers have appeared in a previous episode several years beforehand as a completely different, temporary character.
Mike: Wait, Chris Noth is a detective now? Wasn't he some random nameless guy in the last season?

John: That's a case of Law & Order Syndrome, Mike.
by IMuckedYourFom October 5, 2012
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The Urban Dictionary Law

States that; for every term that is searched on Urban Dictionary, there will always be a vulgar definition that will state an act of sexual behavior.
Search 'Kool-Aid' and you'll see an example of the Urban Dictionary Law.
by Aisu December 17, 2008
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The First Law of Conversation

The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.
"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009
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Newton's 60th Law

After you finish your placements in Overwatch, you shall lose 7 matches in a row no matter what happens.
We must stop doing our placement matches, otherwise Newton's 60th Law will fuck us over.
by keppycs March 12, 2021
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