jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women

“Is that Jacob?”

“Omg, it is, run!”

by very hot segsy woman September 24, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the name of a guy who is perfect and better then everyone. women loooove him and he's buff and sexy and tall. all the guys are jealous of him and his pp length of 6 metres.

omg Jacob is so hot

by Better123 November 06, 2023

Jacob

He is a beast can do great at everything and really good at sports

Its a good name Jacob

by Jacobpanda99 April 21, 2019

Jacob

A lazy large tubby twat who usually wears glasses and is ginger.

Stop chatting shite mate, your becoming a Jacob!

by Pork Scratchings April 10, 2023

Jacob

Really hot, really funny, really sweet, really cute, oh and really into bees

“ You know that bee boy, what’s his name?”

“Jacob obviously”

by Bee.girl January 25, 2021

Jacob

A fun loving guy with a remarkable sense of humour! He has fit as hair and he always blows you away with his amazing smile . I love him with all my heart and he will never break my heart . If a Jacob breaks your heart then you are an awful person because a Jacob is a flattering gorgeous guy with eyes that you could get lost in . He is always in your dreams and he wouldn’t ever hurt you because he would hurt himself as well . A Jacob is the love of your life .

Jacob , your myn
Yeah ik

by Ruby wren December 11, 2017

Jacob

stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones

megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)

dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)

Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no

by Chink of the century November 05, 2022