like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup

Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.

by Josiah the 5th December 9, 2019

Chattanooga mud tugger

A Big Dirty Mexican Man that puts their toes in your asshole for a mcChicken.

I saw Jared yesterday and he offered to give me a Chattanooga mud Tugger.

by Hawgsbe November 13, 2020

Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.

Look at the mud turkey!

by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.

by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021

mud gate

peepee

A mud gate is where someone pees.

by pepe's little itsy bitsy peepe March 22, 2017

Mud rainbow

A sexual practice involving a combination of felching and oral sex whilst a woman is menstruating.

"Wow, I went the whole way the other night with that girl from accounts - decided I wanted to smell the metal, and ended up with a mud rainbow"

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011