While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 01, 2018
My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick
by Shinebert April 24, 2015
Those whack hats you see people wear at Hot Dog on a stick. You will usually see these hats at the mall because Hot dog on a stick is most commonly at the mall.
Marco: Did you see Alex at the mall the other day?
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.
by Kid_Salami February 25, 2021
by platinumgaming57 June 24, 2021
by Kendaley October 01, 2022
wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.
A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.
“You know what that means,” said Amy.
“No,” said Julia.
“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok
“You know what that means,” said Amy.
“No,” said Julia.
“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok
by Green carrot June 01, 2023
When one has vaginal intercourse with at least three women in a day without washing his penis.
(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)
(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)
Friend #1: Last spring break I totally pulled off a DDHT!
Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???
Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!
Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???
Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!
by TheChoctawCountyKid November 27, 2017