Ham sandwhich

I’m built like a ham sandwhich :(

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother…

by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022

Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.

Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!

by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022

Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.

Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.

by BigIz69 May 9, 2022

Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.

My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.

by R0bboCop September 21, 2022

Going Ham

To go hard at something, or put your all into it. Usually with aggression, or a positive go-to attitude!

"By golly, he's really going ham!"

"How do you know?"

"The clap of his asscheeks is telling me so!"

(Morse code via assclapping is the best on god)

by Nugget0w0 September 21, 2022

Ham

Being a ham is basically when you do broke shit such as begging for money, flexing money that you don’t have, not having money, scamming random people of $5

This term is often used by scammers on telegram to make fun of all the fake scammers

He’s in your dms asking you for money? He was just flexing money on ig he’s a ham

by 3hree6ixty October 14, 2022

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022