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foot fetish purist

Someone who has a strong attraction, sexual or otherwise, to feet. They prefer to look at feet, and feet alone, without the distraction of other sexual anatomy.
The foot fetish purist doesn't need to see other parts of a woman to get off.
by Pretty Please Toes February 9, 2022
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Foot

The thing you walk around with. Are you dumb?!
*Hits foot on a door way*
by 90s._innit August 27, 2021
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Foot

"I got a whiff of my GF's shoe after her workout, that's how I found out I have a foot fetish"
by K-LA-K-Godrich August 9, 2020
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Sleuth Foot

by Author Spiritwalker September 20, 2022
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.
We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...
by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021
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