An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
Get the F-tonmug. A complete and utter assh*le. Somebody who will take what he wants and not give two sh*ts about who gets hurt in the process. He is someone who doesn't care about how others feel and he is someone who should never be around kids. Never let a Charles into your life.
Claire: Hey I met somebody named Charles F. and he gave me his number.
Emily: DELETE IT NOW!
Claire: Why?
Emily: He is awful and you need to ignore him. Trust me.
Claire: Ok.
Emily: DELETE IT NOW!
Claire: Why?
Emily: He is awful and you need to ignore him. Trust me.
Claire: Ok.
by Jemilyn N. February 19, 2020
Get the Charles F.mug. Suuuuper hot smart dude omg I can't stop thinking about how much I love him if you know a Dawson F then date him RIGHT NOW NO MATTER WHAT, he seems quirky and boring at first but TRUST ME, he's SOOOOOO PERFECT and will love you like no other.
by Someidiotontheurbandictionary March 9, 2022
Get the Dawson Fmug. That type of person who looks to art as an escape from her present and past. Her future confuses her so she tells herself she is stuck in a limbo of which she can't sleep nor love in.
She is the broken type of soul that knows what she wants but is too scared to chase.
She usually has a loud laugh but a quiet heart. If she gets close to somebody it will be for life.
She is the broken type of soul that knows what she wants but is too scared to chase.
She usually has a loud laugh but a quiet heart. If she gets close to somebody it will be for life.
Boy1: I heard the girl who has banta with Becky said no to the party.
Boy2: urgh shes so stuck up doing all her art, pretending its all she has.
Boy1: Yeah, the girl totally is Jane F alright.
Boy2: urgh shes so stuck up doing all her art, pretending its all she has.
Boy1: Yeah, the girl totally is Jane F alright.
by sirEded February 7, 2018
Get the Jane Fmug. To Fuck around and Find out. To learn by trying; getting one's hands dirty with direct experience; to do, not to read about; to jump in.
Sam needed to repair his lawnmower. Instead of reading the manual he simply F&F'ed until the issue was gone. Saving him time reading, as adding time to the repair.
by Minnesota Man 1919 February 8, 2023
Get the F&Fmug. person 1: :c
person 2: y r u so sad?
person 1: theres this amazing user on ticktok called @f..r..o...g and is very underrated :c
person 2: but they barely uplo-
person 1 slaps person 2 in the face
person 2: y r u so sad?
person 1: theres this amazing user on ticktok called @f..r..o...g and is very underrated :c
person 2: but they barely uplo-
person 1 slaps person 2 in the face
by justarandomdanganronpaenjoyer August 26, 2021
Get the @f..r..o...gmug. Fat & fly as fuck. The basic definition for this is expressing your love for your body, personality, etc.
by idgaf about ur life November 18, 2017
Get the F&fafmug.