Dylan

Big hard man who will try and stab you with pens in the neck but woose out of it last minutes and is a teachers pet at maths and in really annoying.
Person 1: Do you know Dylan Person 2: yeah he tried to stab me with a pen but instead said he had a headache and ran off
by Fightyboyborninjune January 28, 2020
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Dylan: isobel royle should date him
Wow isobel you should date dylan
by Dylan woah October 26, 2020
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Isobel should date him
Dylan : Isobel date him already
by Dylan woah October 26, 2020
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The bunny whisperer. Twerks like a God. 10/10.
You like bunnies and cheeks? Get you a Dylan!
by ClappingBunny March 29, 2020
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He’s a guy.

He might be your friend, depends on you and if you’ve met him or not.
You might think he’s nice but you probably won’t.
You just gotta meet him for yourself.
Hey you met that Dylan guy?”
“Who?”
Who what?”
“You just asked me if I’ve met Dylan.”
“What? No I didn’t. That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”
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A rude, annoying, and cruel boy who rides a bus. If you are a boy by this name you may be the complete opposite but this name gives me the freaks! Dylan is a complete future man hoe! He tells you that you sleep with you parents and says he buys you dildos. Girls, if you find a Dylan than keep him close. But figure out if he is a man horror first.
Dylan: Hey, Girl, you slept with your dad last night!
Girl: Bitch no... no! *cries*
by xXKVNXx March 29, 2018
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He is very hot
Dylan is hot
by gengbeng April 21, 2022
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