dylan

a word used to describe someone, usually a male, who thinks he is swoll and a good partner for class projects, but actually is just a soi boi named andrew.

Stevie: "alright, looks like everyone is on time, except that dylan."

by DylanFanClub42069cooch November 2, 2018

Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.

Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia

by huddy is funny November 2, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin

You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?

Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide

Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*

by AaravBEAST November 5, 2018

dylan phoenix

A mother fucking beast that has a gigantic penis. Built asf, tall asf, and can bench more than you. If you try to step up he will sit you right back down.

"Never step up to Dylan Phoenix he will destroy you!"

by jamesbirdchest July 13, 2017

Dylan

A Dylan is that one kid that tries to 1 up everyone but cant cause he is fat and plays trumpet to get demi (that one girl in my school)

Dylan is a beanhead

by Dick chocolate chip cookies July 21, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is typically an extremely hot country boy with a huge penis. He usually dates girls named Kylie, Sophie, McKenzie, or a female Dylan. He is really kind and loves to cuddle. He will do anything for friends or girls and puts other people before him. He loves to stay up late and talk to people.

Dylan is really hot

by hugepenis2727 August 4, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is a cute funny guy and if your not careful will break your heart. He can make up stupid jokes to make you feel better. He may seem quiet and shy in class but is really the loudest friend u can have. Dylan keeps his promises no Nader the cost. He is the guy you should be hanging out with

Dylan: Hi/ when u first meet him. Dylan: WASSSSSSS UPPPPPPP/ after a year of knowing him

by Brokentoy21 April 18, 2018