Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024

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dirt road beer

Cheap beer for the rural folk

It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.

by BigB9 November 28, 2024

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Dirtbike

A sexual move where one feeds their partner an excessive amount of Mexican food to the point where they are about to shit everywhere. You then take your partner back to the bedroom and start going at it doggy style. Your partner must then notify you when they are about to blow, so that you are able to pull out and hop up onto their lower back. You must then pull their hair and rev it like dirtbike handles, while they projectile shit everywhere.

Hey Nathan, did I tell you that I rode a Dirtbike last week?

by Leapstone December 12, 2024

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Dirt Babies

babies born in a house with no flooring, typically in the Middle East or Africa.

"Just sell slaves, go kidnap some dirt babies like they did 1526"

by AsmodeusTheOne January 10, 2025

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Dirt Grrrl

A girly pop who's well-versed in and heavily influenced by 80s, 90s and/or Y2K pop-culture. Dirt Grrrls love fashion, thrifting is one of their favorite hobbies. They usually have the most eclectic, well curated Spotify playlists and are always ready with a great movie or book recommendation.

"Did you see all the dirt grrrls at the vintage pop-up?"

"What do you think that dirt grrrl is listening to right now?"

by Dirt Grrrl Vintage January 14, 2025

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