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cow game

a game where two people get down on all fours really close to each others' face and moo. first one to laugh loses
girl 1: hey do you see those hot boys over there
girl 2: yeah what are they doing
girl 1: lol they are playing the cow game. it's hilarious. let's go get their snaps
by *whipsoutmeatscepter December 11, 2019
mugGet the cow gamemug.

Cow

Person 1: "Yo, look at that fat cow!"
Person 2:"Hey that cow looks like ur mom111111!!!!!!!"
by A really unoriginal person December 21, 2021
mugGet the Cowmug.

King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 1, 2023
mugGet the King Cowmug.

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation
Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!
by ThugGuzzler February 26, 2024
mugGet the Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cowmug.

Disabled Cow

Do you guys know Manuel?
You mean Disabled Cow
by M7A6T9T1H0E6W March 2, 2020
mugGet the Disabled Cowmug.

I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger
ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant
by Kollando February 25, 2018
mugGet the I smell thirty cowsmug.

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