Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.

Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!

by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019

Battle Cow

Definition: A heavyset nipple protruding, extremely angry woman who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way or to prevent her from exacting revenge.

This vicious, angry woman took out six cops, two pit bulls and a cracked out skid to exact revenge on a 7-Eleven or store owner who cheated her out of $.60 because she chose the wrong flavour of Doritos. An onlooker said “What a Battle cow!”

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Space cow

Feeling lost and lonely and out of place. Like you don't belong

Little timmy says his mood today is like a space cow

by Brisimmnerd February 20, 2019

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

pay cow

A pay cow is person who is far too easily persuaded to fund any number of projects, causes, or content creators.

Grift YouTuber: "Donate to my Patreon so I can keep making videos about {insert grift topic}
Bob: "Ok! I can donate $10.00 a month to this guy!"
Jenna: "Don't be a pay cow, Bob. This guy only posts AI script videos. Spend it on something that matters."

by johnny_thunder April 4, 2024

Cow Pie in the Sky

When living in a remote desert climate that ranches cattle. Years of the wildlife and cattles droppings just dry up become powder and is constantly being circulated by the dry winds, creating alot of allergies.

Cow Pie in the sky

The Cow pie in the sky are really aggravating my allergies.

by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021

save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

by bluea May 7, 2024