child

The act of keeping cum as a pet.

Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."

by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022

child of the internet

A person who spent most of their time on the internet and learned everything from there.

A kid who spends most of their time on the internet and learns everything from there.

Person 1: I am glad that my parents raised me properly and didn't just hand over an iPad and walk away.
Person 2: Lucky, I am a child of the internet.

by fishsticks1 November 23, 2021

Child

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is a child

by Imadtsimp January 2, 2021

My child

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good

Mother: my child, wash the dishes

by Hiwho September 21, 2025

child pole smoker

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.

Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick

by shtifICare March 31, 2016

Jungle Child

Jungle children are children that live in the jungle.

Awhile ago I was working with a jungle child...
His name was Dende, he was a great inspiration for me.

by h_a_blue June 11, 2025

Child

Child has two definitions 1.a small person of the age 7-10 a kid some might say 2.a name to call a friend when they are being stupid or childish

"come along children" also could be used as " child stop being a weirdo

by Uncle piggy March 30, 2019