French Canadian Girl 

: rare

: beautiful girls

: cute jeans and cute pussy

- Wow! Isabelle and Kammi are real French Canadian girls. - Yeah, those girls are the best.

French Canadian Girl by 343connor January 6, 2025

hot canadian syrup 

Freshly produced, hot, steamy semen from only the most masculine of Canadian men

I just tapped into Matthew’s hot Canadian syrup for dessert

hot canadian syrup by Jooooo25 March 4, 2025

French Canadian Butt Sex

Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.

Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....

French Canadian Butt Sex by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025

Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.

If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.

Crusty Canadian Kool-aid by JSmidt January 14, 2026

The Canadian Curler

A light fingering from behind

I gave her the Canadian Curler.

The Canadian Curler by Dirty Bobby February 15, 2026

True Canadian

To walk around with your winter jacket unzipped

"Molly is crazy, she walked all the way here in -25°, while pulling a true Canadian"

True Canadian by Spareham May 1, 2026

full on canadian 

To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.

Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(

full on canadian by The Beer dude June 15, 2017