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Green Tissue

A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.
"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"

"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"
by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018
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Green shoes

Hey man, buy any green shoes lately?
by hateeternal1880 November 4, 2008
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green dyke

An inexperienced but budding (often younger) lesbian. Also an estate on the outskirts of Edinburgh known for its prodigious young lesbian contingent dykerugg muncherchocolate dykemuff diver
That musky ham fisted butch at the bar doesn't do anything for me - I'm all about the green dykes butchbull dykegender ninja
by Legs85 January 25, 2016
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Green Day

Possibly one of the best bands to ever exist. Billie Joe Armstrong is on of the best singers on the planet. Responsible for great songs such as "Basket Case" and "Holiday"
Person 1: "Hey, did you go to the Green Day concert last night"
Person 2: "Yeah! And I had the time of my life, Billie Joe Armstrong is the GOAT"
by r4ZOMBY4r September 13, 2020
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green movement

the process of your bowels eliminating undigested salad; vomiting or diarrhea

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the world trying to make itself a better place
(1) "Dude, are you finished in there or what?"
"Sorry, bro, I'm having a green movement!"
"Well spray some Glade in there! That's gross."

(2) During the green movement, our goal became to eliminate the use of water in toilets so that we'd have more clean water to drink and the fish wouldn't have to swim in our feces.
by 415enviro March 2, 2011
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green pleb

A common nickname for someone who really enjoys and/or abuses the color green in a way that is considered overused.
"That dude really loves green" "yeah hes totally a green pleb"
by Life4stay March 29, 2017
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Emily Green

She is nice person (usually a farmer) with amazing hair and a great smile. She will always make you chuckle however if you annoy her, she will get very upset and sad. She is obsessed with cats and loves all types of animals. And is the most trustworthy friend you could ever find.
by Emily Greeny January 26, 2019
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