Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Bang my Apple

When a girl throws your apples on the ground that you spent so many minutes collecting, you yell "SHE BANGED MY APPLE!" And run away.

*Brooke smashes Robins apple on the ground*

Robin: BROOKE PULLED A "BANG MY APPLE"

by TheAppleBanger April 21, 2017

broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.

Omg, you’re a broken apple jack

by simba joe November 8, 2017

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017

The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.

Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.

by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017

Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

Apple-App-tic

A condition where people start foaming at the mouth whenever they hear news about Apple or Apple-products. It is very common with Apple Fan-People (iThink that is the politically correct term)
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.

iFan was Apple-App-Tic over the latest android feature built into the rumoured iPhone.

by ciekee October 21, 2013