Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

Red Apple Ritual

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.

You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

by Impudicus May 4, 2021

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

To land in the apple orchard

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.

You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues

by Sexydimma February 19, 2022

Apple-App-tic

A condition where people start foaming at the mouth whenever they hear news about Apple or Apple-products. It is very common with Apple Fan-People (iThink that is the politically correct term)
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.

iFan was Apple-App-Tic over the latest android feature built into the rumoured iPhone.

by ciekee October 21, 2013

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017

apple bottom feet

Gay ass people looking for pictures of little 6 year olds feet pictures

Nate looking a a Asian kids ass hole (apple bottom feet)

by Udisbevshsiksn October 6, 2023