A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
Get the Short Story Schlongmug. I'm not sure when the Admiral will arrive, so make sure you and your team are at the short trail to man the boat.
by mikenjac May 28, 2014
Get the Short trailmug. A pair of shorts that may or may not exist in this reality. During an event that will remain undisclosed, a very boofed up man mentioned Bucket Shorts during conversation at the undisclosed event.
Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
Get the Bucket Shortsmug. The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.
Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus
Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus
Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.
by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025
Get the Going short busmug. aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
by Kmtod June 17, 2023
Get the aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokesmug. 
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by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024
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