Ho-plow

The act of fornication, can be used by both genders; (v) to ho-plow; (n) ho-plow

Girl 1: I could use a ho-plowing
Girl 2: Why don't you hook up with Ray? That dude needs a ho-plow as well.

by G.S.C September 28, 2008

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ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.

1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.

by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

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yacht ho's

Young attractive female or handsome male who lurks around yacht clubs and boating venues trying to set the hook into big daddy Rolex.

Aimee the typical voluptuous and well endowed yacht ho asked kindly if she might handle the block and tackle duties on John Rolex's main mizzen mast. Yacht ho's like Amanda the snake charmer were already in the old mans boat hold pumping out his bilges.

by M. Bond February 28, 2016

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ho fun

Item in china restaurant, when women buy may be a noodle dish. But when man pimp buy in private room will become a party china prostitute. first they strip no dress no throng then come the fun. only work if look like you are in know

(male) Customer: I'll have the Ho Fun.

waiter: sir you will have sexytime our ho are the best.

by KimSoFuk July 7, 2010

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