Meat Santa

A butcher; especially in the month of December.

{Butcher}: Here's your prime rib, all wrapped up real nice.
{Customer}: Thank you, and have a merry Christmas, Meat Santa!

by Telephony December 5, 2018

meat stroke

To eat so much meat, sausage, or bbq that you start to sweat, feel hot and then finally pass out.

Matt ate so much bbq that he got all sweaty, went home and passed out for 2 hours till his meat stroke wore off.

by raema October 10, 2009

Meat Muffins

Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.

Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?

Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?

My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!

*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!

by Smyshlyaev's Girls May 4, 2014

MEAT BLAP

The art of meat blapping is when one pulls out his man unit and slaps another individual across the face with it, aka meat blapping.

Matt meat blapped Katie while she was passed out.

by Kottie October 28, 2007

meat knuckle

vagina

chris was poundin on that meat knuckle last night.

by upsetguy February 4, 2010

bear meat

Used to describe a girl who is thicker than most but not disgustingly fat. Typically has a decent belly, thick thighs, large ass etc. Often found in a pack of skinnier girls to enhance their features to the rest of male population.

Friend: You think Olivia is hot?
Me : Yeah I'm all about that bear meat.

Me: Yo I'm going out with Olivia tonight.
Friend : Really, I didn't know you liked that bear meat.

by ilikewomen April 11, 2015

Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

by ProtectWomensRights July 12, 2019