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Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
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Washington Fun

The act of not really having fun. For example hiking or reading.
"Wow, I had a lot of Washington fun reading that 800 page book about death."
by Clabic June 20, 2013
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Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.
Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.
by Not Telling5000 October 10, 2013
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Walking Bones

When you smoke so much weed you feel like you're walking on your bones.
Man, I feel like I'm walking bones, man.
by Dah Trippy Panda January 12, 2014
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washington & lee high school

The most ghetto-ass high school ever founded ever.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Washington & Lee High School.
Person 1:Where is that????
Person 2: Exactly!
by jessiboo-nattiekins February 27, 2014
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walking cocktail

an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.
Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.
by JJendymion May 11, 2014
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wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
by bellevoix April 11, 2014
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