hazel the dog

The fat tubby peice of lard that rolls around the house with one purpose... To LOVE!
Mans best friend and yours she's the dog with a deep voice and a smile on her face. She is Hazel.

You know that warm cuddly feeling in all of us...

Thats hazel the dog

by Hazle the Dog November 23, 2016

Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.

Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.

by MadGiggel November 18, 2021

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

dog envy

When you see other people out with their dogs and you wish you had brought your dog.

“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.

by Ctuckrun June 1, 2018

dogging around

When a person, specifically a male, is hoeing around.

person 1: Brittney just told me she has feelings for Derek.
person 2: Poor Brittney, tell her to forget about it, Derek is just dogging around.

by pineappleboy37 September 3, 2020

get the dog

Created by Willem Powerfish this phrased is used when casting whole chooks. Its also used at the brothel, the male brothel mate.

just burleighing it up for ya mate. get the dogs! What do you mean you've already been fishing here, ive been fishing here for 50 years.

by lil kimerg3gerg June 26, 2021

JoJo Dog

A type of animal that only exists in the JoJo franchise. If you have one of these. Get the funeral starting. They never live.

Friend 1: Hey dude I finally got a JoJo dog!
Friend 2: How much are you saving for the funeral?
Friend 1: What do you mean fune-
JoJo dog: *dies*
Friend 1: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by ParadoxD May 12, 2020