weed

the cure of depression or life.

bro , we got problems. we need weed.

by quuenpettyluhbil December 20, 2018

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb -

Smoking weed - weeding

Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

Awe bra are you weeding?

Skipper, please tell Private to stop weeding.

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

weed throat

when ur throat isn’t closing but it’s not like “OOAAAAAAAA”!!

Is weed throat a universal experience?

by nmaugnadesm September 17, 2022

weed

a girl names jules

“omg is that a weed?”

by ohwellnvrmind June 23, 2023

evil pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 14, 2022

weed

a drug that is very popular in California

i smoked so much weed last night

by banana_up_my_hammock June 1, 2021