Taking her handy

Doing fuck all at work or school. Taking it easy

Taking her handy today hai

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Taking a quiet one

when you take a break from something or stay home.

"Eugene you wanna go out tonight" " no I'm gonna stay home and taking a quiet one"

by a slice of bread May 14, 2012

Virtual Double-Take

To view a received picture or video for a second time on Snapchat.

The Vegan cinnamon roll picture that Cullen Snapped Autumn looked so delicious, she did a virtual double-take.

by CJMarchesano July 6, 2017

take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.

Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.

by Nick November 17, 2004

take her soul

to have anal sex with a girl

"My girlfriend asked me not to stick it in her butt, but I'm definitely going to take her soul tonight"

by jumbawunba June 13, 2008

take a real one

function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.

1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.

by Alana Post October 5, 2005

take his picture

To shot someone. Not necessarily leading to death.

Yo i got some problems i need you to take this mans picture.

by Robert March 17, 2005