Twat team

Stands for Trailerpark weapons and tactics.

The Twat team took care of the rabbid skunk and the trailer park was safe once again.

by Msmith405 May 09, 2016

Twat Squabble

Whoring around.

Whore

I've been twat Squabbeling between a few different people.

Dude, you are a total Twat Squabble

by That dumb bitch... August 13, 2023

twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 07, 2012

clit twat

Female equivalent of dickhead.

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.

by punchuspilot January 21, 2022

office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

by Lollipopxxx October 07, 2017

Dripping Twat

Sweat dripping like a faucet off of a females musty vagina.

"Rich why are you going after that stanky girl?"
"Because she has that dripping twat, dawg!"

by Gerald E. Smith January 05, 2020

Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011