Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.

lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.

by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022

twat

addi wilson

addi wilson is the nastiest twat out there. don’t get too close

by m&m’s90 October 29, 2025

fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 27, 2017

Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.

Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!

by Davey-boi October 11, 2025

Twat

1) A vulgar way to refer to women's genitals .

2) A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious .

3) In British English, to hit or punch someone.

'Yesterday I went to the gynecologist to have my twat checked'

'I can't stand her, she is a twat'

'I want to twat her, but I also don't want to get in trouble'

by Anonymous ッ October 27, 2019

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

Twat

Twat is when someone is so stupid you want to hit the person.

I hit my friend for being a Twat

by NorwegianTwat February 10, 2021