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Jayem Wood

A person (usually male) who is devoutly christian and searches for a mexican woman, he will often use phrases sush as, "it's funny how", "I love how", and "it's weird, because".

Thinks very highly of himself whilst being as useful as a block of wood.
You here he joined the cartel and forgot to pray, what a jayem wood
by minty monty March 12, 2024
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The woods

Area located in dallas known to be home to local affiliated gang members,street hustlers, and low lives. People here mean business, look both ways when you're crossing a driveby.
by Moorcash September 20, 2019
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colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league
hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?
by msailor148 September 9, 2023
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gentry wood

A careing and loveing person; always faithful and dependable, romantic,very good in bed
by Lesbian420 May 29, 2015
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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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Wood stain

by LighLigh February 24, 2022
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Forest wood

Extremely dense pubic hairs when a man has a boner
Yo did you hear that Obam has a forest wood
by Keegami September 23, 2019
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