cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the word “cole sprouse”. he is father.

“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”

by spilling the tea April 16, 2019

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Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

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cold root

A cold root is when someone gets a root for shits and gigs with an ugly chick

You should get a cold root. What's that. Well its not a hot one.

by Areallybigfuckinghole September 30, 2019

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Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.

cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni

by largenumber7 August 13, 2019

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