Cesium Shake

A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.

"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."

by C L G June 28, 2018

Francium Shake

A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.

"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Hydrogen Shake

A Hydrogen Shake is an illegal drink that involves mixing Coca-Cola with Ecstasy. It became popular due to Coca-Cola's history with cocaine.

"Bruv. Why this coke taste so funny?"
"Dat' not coke, man! Dat' Hydrogen Shake, innit tho!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Alkali Shake

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.

"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Harem Shake

When a shake dances with his wives and other female servants in a harem.

The harem King must be having fun doing the harem shake

by AayushHaremKing February 21, 2018

Harlem Shake

Just shaking the shit out of your shoulders no matter where you are, especially when you're on the internet.

I just made a Harlem Shake video on YouTube.

by ZombieTentacles March 4, 2018

Anal Shake

When you fuck her in the anus, and you pull it out way too fast and she shits herself. You put a cup under her anus, and the poop falls in it. You procceed to put it in a blender with milk and sugar.

What did you eat after training?
- i drank an Anal shake
The one you made after we had anal yesterday?
-yes

by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018