Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.

"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!

by big bert13 March 1, 2011

Second Hand Smooching

The act of kissing a girl that has kissed another dude.

"Yall niggas be Second hand smooching

by kelby said the n word for me February 4, 2019

"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".

Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.

by QuacksO February 12, 2020

spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.

Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!

by DunnWendt April 18, 2020

Eskimo Dookie Smooch

The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.

Do anything kinky lately?

Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.

by Toilet Thinker October 29, 2020

Red Velvet Smooch

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth

Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*

Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch

by AmHolding October 31, 2021

don't smother the baby

Don't knock something before you try it.

John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."

by pentaodin August 1, 2024