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Salad

A dish with many vegetables and plants

You cant win friends with it, though
Person 1: You don't like salads?

Person 2: You dont like em either

Person 1: Oh yea
by Krdesafghyfsrfht June 23, 2021
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Jackie's green bean salad

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
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Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 5, 2023
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Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser
by Flashkk October 4, 2020
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Salad

Not Adrian
by wetoatmeal December 15, 2022
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Salad Shooter

Gotta go spray the old salad shooter!
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