dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

October Surprise

The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.

Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.

"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."

by FlagRaiser October 16, 2020

Butella Surprise

When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread

Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!

by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022

Juicy Surprise

When you get sloppy toppy through a gloryhole.

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."

by hotcock69 November 28, 2020

loud and potentially surprising sound effect

A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that

Tyler: yo what's going o-
Jacob: loud and potentially surprising sound effect
Tyler: (surprised af)

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

Ventriloquist surprise

The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy

Hey dude I pranked your brother with a ventriloquist surprise.

by Rexstfs December 23, 2021

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021