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wake up roberto

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.
girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."
by bernard l. November 13, 2007
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Roberto

Fuck Roberto
Fuck Roberto, he's a dick
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austin roberts

A nigger. (white)
But for sure a NIGGER!!!!
Omg look at that Austin Roberts he is such a NIGGER.
by Nigger#13 February 10, 2017
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Rogerthat

Rogerthat is also a rock-reggae band from the Gold Coast in Australia, besides being a popular term for "Okay".
Check Rogerthat MySpace www.myspace.com/rogerthatofficial
by henryjohn84 December 28, 2007
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Roberto

He’s a guy named Roberto , he thinks he has a big dick and he has a fuckable face! He likes tacos and eats them everyday ! And he likes being called papi , and he’s Mexican and his grammar is really bad and needs to stop ditching class and thinking he’s cool
Roberto is my Bestfriend
by Owzles February 3, 2018
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Dr. Roberta Staples

Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!
by Believe Me I Know December 14, 2008
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Robertson

A pedo that cruises the streets pissing on children he owns three vans 1=pissing on children,2=a children centipede and 3=rape he also pretends to work at schools looking for children to mallest with his pubic hair trying to give everyone a Yorkshire tea bag with his large hairy penis.
"Hey Mr Robertson how's your day been ''
Mr Robertson: A fucking brilliant I just raped your sister and gave your mum a blow job.
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