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Star Quartz

Meaning a particular shape of an aggregate of radiating, crystalline crystals.

Star quartz has also taken a human form, and is a small female appearing creature with an alien on their neck and tends to be a nocturnal beastie.

Star Quartz reacts well to caffeine, lack of caffeine and kisses can cause a Star Quartz to crumble into the dirt.
Star Quartz shined like a frog in the sun.
by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023
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Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe

The full name of popular character "Steven Universe" from the show of the same name & "Steven Universe: Future"
A: hey, what's steven universe's full name?
B: It's Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe. idiot.
by Quackiduck July 14, 2023
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close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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4 quarters

when you've played a full game. You've gone the whole four quarters.
Damn, Cecil, you smell like the whole 4 quarters.

wachoo mean you want some now? You know I just went the whole 4 quarters. crazy ass hoe.
by Noir February 7, 2024
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ma'quaria

She's funny and thick. She's a gorgeous girl and is popular everyone loves her and enjoys having her company, she's truly an amazing person very nice too. Nothing can compare to her she'll always be there for you and have your back she always makes your day.
She's truly a ma'quaria
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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The Quarker

some random motherfucker who founded a motherfucking organization
Example: Do you know The Quarker?
no
by The Quarker November 29, 2023
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Kleinmond Quart

Refers to the adage: "Klein mond, groot kont."

Translated as: 'Small mouth, big cunt.' Colloquial slur for the town Kleinmond in South Africa. A quart is a 750ml bottle beer.
Kleinmond quart is a torture/execution method used by gangs for snitches and people who generally blabber on too much. It is administered by beating the victim nigh senseless, propping them up with knees and elbows on the ground, restraining them for inertia; an empty quart of beer is inserted into the anus of the victim (the deeper the better or it just falls out and has to be re-inserted: it's about torture not administering pleasure after all). The victim gets their last rights upon which the quart is ceremoniously stomped with a construction boot into the rectum. Bets are placed on whether it breaks on the first kick. Depending on the severity or inebriation of the torturers: the quart might be repeatedly kicked until it breaks or is consumed completely with the rectum. There are no records of the latter ever happening. When the quart breaks, the victim is either left for dead or tortured further by twisting the glass within the rectum, or just kicking until the pig squeals cease.

It is not necessarily from the town Kleinmond, but the fact that after the method is applied: the victim's big mouth would be shut, and their artificially operated edifice would be rather gorily enlarged.
"hey man, where's Wally at today?"
"Dunno bruh, heard he had the old Kleinmond Quart yesterday at the Kangaroo Court"
"Ah, sheet, good riddance then ey?"
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