poopoo poser

poo poo imposter aka your mom

the poopoo poser shat said i cant play on my ps5. An absolute faeces faker, a suspicious shit if you will.

by your mom is hot >:) December 6, 2021

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Goldie Pose

Most unflattering pose to take pictures of your shoes

Look at you, posting Goldie Pose pictures

by anonymous January 27, 2022

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Someone that spends most of their life trying to coup somebody else's life and get credit for living their life rather than doing things that actually interest them or what they really wanted to do as a kid. Someone that says they are passionate about music for example (despite not really holding anything sacred) and wants to become a musician not because they actually love music, but mostly to coup the life of someone they know who thought about becoming a musician when they grew up, discouraging the other person from ever trying or even thinking there is a point once they know it will only become another pointless battle for supremacy or some other bullshit their best efforts will get turned into that make the entire thing something other than a party or anything else fun or exciting that it seemed to be when it started out.

Be careful what you share with the mouth of the south, she is looking to coup anything you have any interest in doing with your life from you so that you can never get a life together, thus making you the failure and the fool forever (the weak one). It's too bad that even a poseur can somehow manage to end up in a history book as something other than who they really are, and many people will believe it rather than question what they read, that gives the Reptilian poseur a path to power to walk all over others to get there.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

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youtube poseur

A phony youtuber that claims they always get sent death threats and drama when really hardly anybody pays attention to or knows who they are.

The youtube poseur thought that he/she the most important/influential person in the world, you could tell by the way they described what happened to people with a youtube channel, and you would think their was an army coming for this guy/girl on every front when in reality most people thought that he/she was about as interesting as watching paint dry, a couple of dorks that felt betrayed by the SS because it collapsed in the 1940's.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

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seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her

Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf

by anonymous March 30, 2022

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