by DatGamerLion September 17, 2018

a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.
“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
“oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”
“oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”
by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011

A phone is a portable cellular device capable of making a phone call or a text to another person as a means of communication.
by FlappyPancake2222 April 14, 2019

by Queenofrap June 4, 2021

When your phone decides to play cringe music in the middle of class when you did nothing to trigger it to go off
by Vizonex May 23, 2021
