plainzoex

plainzoex is a baddie who edits zoelaverne that baddie on vs grrr

have u seen baddie plainzoex on insta? no! well he’s famous so check it out

by ahhzoe February 12, 2022

platinum on my ipod

it's when you play a song like a million times, like it's so good you can't/couldn't stop listening to it..
it can be platinum on your android/iPhone too like it doesn't matter you get the concept

superbass went platinum on my ipod when i was in middle school

xtuna stan: la fuerza by xtina went platinum !!!
another person: on your android bitch

by y2kcunt February 18, 2022

platinum qwerty crown

the second last qwerty crown you get it for making 250 qwerty definitions

person 1 I got the platinum qwerty crown
person 2 you are officially a loser now

person 1 now I need the rainbow qwerty crown
person 2 does that mean step 1 of 2 to become the loser god
person 1 yes

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

Plainville Connecticut

If Heroin had a white baby with alcoholism and stayed tightest - they would raise that kid in Plainville Connecticut and that kid would be valedictorian of the high school because the parents stayed together.

I was going to drive through Plainville Connecticut today but I didn’t want to get robbed at gunpoint. I have 30 cents in my ash tray and that would buy the biggest house in town.

by Jimmysmuts33 March 29, 2022

Platinum Pussay

When that pussy so good it make a man crazy

ex: "Guys go crazy over her. She must have that platinum pussay"

by Platty March 30, 2022

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.

“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022