Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.
"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".
by Ed Flesh April 04, 2022
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played out for nothin

When something is old as hell but stuck on repeat because you are used to it.
E.G.

Want to hit up that bar dowtown?

Nah, that place is played out for nothin.
by Lyss 34k August 25, 2019
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gay-play buddies

The friends that you can act gay around without them judgeing you.
they may even act gay back.
this does not mean that you are gay but just joking around about it.
Mathias: let me tickle your butthole.
Øystein: ok, but only for a kiss.
Jonas: can i get a kiss too?
Mathias: Jonas you know we are just gay-play buddies right?
by OnionBass February 14, 2020
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Opps wanna play

This term is meant when the the opposition want to engage in a shootout fisticuffs and some times a sports game which end up very badliy
Opps wanna play we gonna fight today
by Slangs/Terms June 29, 2022
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I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl
Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .
by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020
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play catch in the greenhouse

A euphemism for sex, such as waist shake.
Don't bother trying to call Steve; he went to play catch in the greenhouse with Sarah.
by sushi.squisher March 19, 2007
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Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.
See ya later, imma go play with my chair.
by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018
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