piss kisser

Someone who is annoyingly stupid; always got their ugly head up their fucking ass hole.

You're very stupid fucking piss kisser

by Hella Sweet May 11, 2016

Crawdad Pissing

Having to pee after drinking alot of beer

Crawdad Pissing

To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.

When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.

"I'm about to crawdad over here"

by Porsu October 26, 2019

urban piss

When you take a leak in an urban environment. E.g. in a telephone box, in a doorway or on a car. Usually coincides with alcohol consumption. As your level of intoxication increases, the locations of your urban pisses become more and more antisocial.

Sometimes shortened to just 'urban', when used in a context where the meaning is obvious.

"I was drunk as we were walking into town, so I had to have an urban piss behind the bins."

"On the way back from the club I was so lashed that I got it out and had an urban piss right there on the pavement."

"I might just go for a cheeky urban you get me?"

by otleybey April 28, 2010

Piss Kink

Liking Pee as in Pissing on someone or pissing in someone or liking to hold in your piss

I have a piss kink

by @verygaeuwu March 18, 2022

Piss kink

A condition many people suffer from

Loki:h-
Grace:piss in my mouth fr rn
Alec:that’s a piss kink right there

by Your mum actually June 25, 2022

Piss Blooded

Lucifarians, all an any of them.

Oh look, John joined a silly cult of the piss blooded, what a fool, bet he stinks from the inside out haha.

by Rilighan February 9, 2022

Piss Pole

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.

I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.

by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023