by Sexy Filmmaker May 20, 2009
Get the off the chain mug.A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.
P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"
by Rich homie Came October 14, 2013
Get the Jerk off mug.by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005
Get the logging off mug.Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015
Get the Flopping Off mug.Another way of saying someone got killed, got clapped, got beaten badly. its really just a saying of someone getting super violated to the point of no return
Person 1: You see that little waste youth over there? he got dead off for talking mad shit
Person2: LMAOOOOO yo oh nah that boy got dead off
Person2: LMAOOOOO yo oh nah that boy got dead off
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Get the Dead Off mug.A piece of tape or captive material placed over the scrotum, best used when flaccid, to hide the penis.
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