taco piece

Derogatory term for a saggy vagina.

Man, Britney Spears a nasty taco piece.

by Salamon January 9, 2007

smokin' taco

To apply the term "smokin'", as in an attractive life form of the female gender, with taco, which synonymous with the female genitalia, the vagina.

She's a smokin' taco.

by JesuChristo May 9, 2006

Shit on a taco

An exclamation used to express surprise.

Shit on a taco! that was scary

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

hot taco

A Mexican lady that gives u a boner that just won't stop, but she is CHEESY on the inside too.

Damn, that chica is one hot taco.

I would totally fuck that hot taco.

by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016

taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

Taco Faker

A man posing as a woman without the knowledge of even their closest friends.

"Guy's I've got something to tell you. I'm a taco faker"

by Mcmolty March 12, 2009

taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.

HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.

by more salsa April 19, 2006